his tail wagged with no rhythm
He was just so enraptured by his woman
"So, what are your hobbies?"
She said as she put the cup down, looking at him.
“I do a bit of wood turning…t that explains this”
He pointed to the patch chuckling “
"Oh? That's cute.."
“h h heh…”
"..Wanna guess what I do for a living?"
“Hmmmmm”
He looked you up and down
“Waitress?”
"Nope! Do I really look like one?"
She chuckled.
“a bit!”
“So what do you do?”
"Well, I am a witch-and a half vampire, the other half is succubus and the last half is cat but I also have another job which is..absolute bull shit."