I’ve had many near death experiences so here’s some of those:
Almost run over by a motorcycle while getting off a school bus but was luckily pulled back by a teacher/supervisor.
Almost choked on some cheese from a mozzarella stick. (No joke my face was turning purple and my sister had no idea what was happening)
Almost fell out of a window as a child and was caught by my mother. (I wasn’t the brightest of stars back then.)
Almost drowned cause I drifted to the deep end of the pool getting saved by my swim instructor.
Almost got into a car crash because another driver was being stupid.
And uh the rest are basically me repeating those mistakes and almost getting run over or choking etc.