"Hf-"
She splashed him, wringing the water out of her skirts with one hand
"Alright-I don't care if you ARE Eros-there's no need to a jerk!"
"Oh please- I'm not a jerk!"
"Alright, fine-you're not a jerk. And I'm not insane. I'm not."
She was so defensive-but honestly it sounded like she was just trying to convince herself.
"Nah- your insane. 100%."
She raised an eyebrow, studying him
"And how would you know?"
"Wellllll- I just know."
She sighed
"Alright Mr. Eros. I'm insane. So why are you stalking me?"
"I'm not stalking you- I wanna- I wanna make a deal with you. Yeah!"
She tilted her head
"Oh...? And why me?"
"Because um- um-"