"And that-makes you....fall in love...?"
"Kinda my gimmick you know-"
"Oh-I know but-then you're now-somehow....in love with....me....?"
"Well it takes a bit of time for the arrow to work, but yeah, apparently so, im sorry, I really should've been more careful"
"I-I-It's ok-but-I mean I don't-know you....."
"Yeah I know, that's the thing, I made myself fall in love with someone I don't know, nor do they know about me-!"
She sighed, running a hand through her hair
"Ok-Ok so how do we find a way out of this mess?"
"Well you can't really undo the love arrow, but for the crowd, wait them out-"
"Oh-I don't-think they're going to go away anytime soon-it's been like this for 6 months now-"
"Jesus-, great, -sigh-, Well...maybe this could work, maybe if they see you 'have' someone, they might stop?"