(Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-anywaysssss do ye want me to start?)
"There is a mortal princess on Earth that they call Psyche, in a kingdom near Crete. They're saying her beauty exceeds even mine. The humans have been worshipping her as a goddess, bestowing rites on her that are reserved only for me. My temples are being defaced and abandoned left and right...I want you to make her fall for the most miserable, hateful creature you can possibly find. I want to see her humiliated. Do you understand?"
