"Oh yeah?"
"Well...yeah, you don't exactly meet a lot of people like you ever day now do you?"
"Ehhhh, there's PLENTY of assholes out there-"
"Yeah yeah, whatever, say what you want, i might just not bring you a human and just stay with you! Hehe! >:3"
"...Aight well then you better be prepared to give me your soul cuz I'm not sticking around otherwise-"
"....Well...that's not a bad trade off...I can live almost forever....and having someone around would be rather nice..."
"...I'm sorry did I just here forever-"
"....Maybe-"
"....Mhmmm-well I don't intend to stay on Earth for forever-"
"But you also don't intend to have no soul forever, now do ya?"
Finally out of that laggy ass place