He sighed, taking another sip of his monster then dramatically raising it to the sky in a mock toast
"Here lies Kaz, bored to death at the tender young age of 18,000. Don't bother resting in peace."
A thud was heard nearby, fooooollowed by a-, "DAMMIT! Agh, godddd, i swear this happens almost every time i climb this damn Tree!
"HF-"
Kaz bolted upright, setting his monster down with a grin
"A mortal-oh HELL YES!"
He sprinted over
"HEY-MORTAL-YOU OK!?"
"Who the hell do you think your calling mortal-, and who are you?"
He stood up and brushed himself off, tilting his head a bit as he looks at him
He grinned wickedly
"Kaz is the name, and deals are my game! So tell me mortal, what can I do for you?"
"One, Stop calling me mortal, it's weird, Two, I do not wish to have anything, and Three, Noah is the name, and war my game-"
He laughed a bit, smiling at Kaz
He slung an arm around Noah's shoulder, chuckling
"Oh c'mon mor-Noah, everyone wants something! You like war, huh? Surely you must have an enemy or two-I could get rid of them before you could even blink-"
"Hehe, how cute, Listen I don't really desire your assistance, though you are correct, several actually-, and thank you for not calling me mortal TvT"
"Hmmm...a weapon then-something that others can't have-I could give you power, Noah, magic-all you'd have to do is agree-"
"Oh, something like this perhaps?"
He holds out one of his hand and an odd looking dagger appeared above his hand, it looked...almost golden?
