"Nuuuuuu U//^//U"
He "accidentally" slides it in.
"Mh~ oops!~ looks like I put it in~"
"A-Ahh~, N-Noahhh! F-Fuck youuuuu~"
He starts thrusting again.
"A-Aghhhh, y-you jerkkkk~"
"Hehe~"
"I'll stop~"
"G-Good!"
"Or not~ Oh I'm just joking~"
He takes it out again. Flopping down in bed.
"Hmph. me mad at you -///-"
"Aw don't be cutie~"
He kisses you.