R: "Ohhhh, are all of yall hotties seriously dating my knuckle head brother? Heh, and to think he would not find a lot of a person to date, nope, he proved me wrong, he got FOUR hunks!"
He laughed to himself, purposely trying to fluster them all...shortly after the clanging stopped and loud hissing was heard...as if something extremely hot was being cooled down
Patton let out a small squeak and burrowed into Virgil-he was slightly surprised but he hugged him back, burying his face in Patton's hair and trying to hide his flushed cheeks-Logan, for his part, just coughed a little and looked away, blushing slightly and adjusting his tie
L: "Oh-w-well um-t-thanks...-"
"M-Mn..."
Roman started to wake up and yawned, looking around-he jolted upright and glared at his brother
"Were you teasing my boyfriends!?"
"Hehe, im sorry Logan, I forgot to take the trance off of you when i heard Roman scream! I kinda got in the heat of the moment i suppose.."
He was holding a new, a surprisingly well made Morningstar, the spikes on the ball seemed just sharp and would puncture the skin of anything with just a simple poke, and the ball seemed coated with a lovely shiny metal, it looked smooth to touch, but not really the best time to do so when the "Smooth" ball has sharp spikes in it
"Oh and Remus, I finished your new Morning star, i did the best i could, the Spikes and ball are the well made part but the handle might be a bit heavier than needed...oh and the only thing that you would be worried about is sharpening the Spikes every now and then, but that's like after...around 6 months at Least, So no need to really worry about that"
Remus grinned
R: "Well thanks, Twin Dicks!"
Logan huffed indignantly
L:"Hero is more than just his Hemipenes!"
Virgil groaned
V: "Alright, we get it, you know big words-you gotta admit, it is kinda funny-"
Patton piped up, realizing-
P: "Oh my gosh, they ARE identical!"
V: "Yep-two unfairly perfect dicks-wait why am I complaining I get to live with those!"
L:"Mm, they are nice, aren't they-"
R: "Woah you guys really like talking about dicks!"
He begins laughing like a bit of a tea kettle, covering his face as he laughs....it looked like he was about cry from laughter
R:"Well good to see that my brother is his pervy self as alwaysss, -wheeze-, AGH okay! It's pleasure to meet you all, anddd sorry if i like somehow spooked you, i should've told Twin dicks to let you know im here"
"Well I guess my nickname for you is just going to be Twin dicks from now on? Lovely"
Hero laughs with Remus, just being a happy snake boi
"Oh yeah, I'm the perv-"
Roman got up, laughing. He went to go stand with his boyfriends cuz OOOOooOOO he LooOOvvEeeSss ThEmmmmmm-
Patton, being the clingy smol he was and wanting cuddles, came over and hugged him, just cuddling into his side. He let out a small, contented sigh, playing with Patton's hair
V: Bold of you to assume I wanna cuddle this idiot-"
R: "You know you love me~"
Virgil raised an eyebrow, smirking
V: "Do I know that, Princey~?"
R: "First of all-I'm using that nickname and second of all-get your cute ass over here my little stormcloud~"
Virgil rolled his eyes and hugged him tightly, trying to hide the fact that he was smiling
