He quickly grabs a bat he always kept beside him and went outside, pushing the thing off of him and cracking the bat right across his jaw...a crunch was heard
"Shit!"
He falls to the ground, holding a stab wound.
"W-Wtf happened?!"
He points to the zombies hand, which was covered in blood.
"How did THAT thing do that!"
"M-motherfucker has claws like a lion.."
"Jesus, why the hell does IT look human?!"
"I don't know.." "Maybe that zombie apocalypse shit was true?"
"Fuuuck, it better not be!"
He reloads his gun and gets his car keys.
"Lets get the fuck outta here.."