I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get thi-
“n ngh I got ganged…”
"B-But why!? What for?!"
holds out the berrie
“T this…it’s i incredibly rare”
"...W-What is it? Why is it g-glowing..?"
“I it’s an ultra berry…I it can heal anything…apparently “
"How do you k-know? If it's so rare...h-how does anything get data from it..?"
“l look let’s just t try it o okay”
He went to the kitchen and started chopping up the berry
i slit my grandpas throat because he forgot to get ice cream
". . ."
gives him a lil glowing shot glass
“There bud”
He carefully takes it from and looks at it....shortly after drinking it...
"A-Aoww...t-twahat tahste h-horalble"
(lol)
I drowned my grandma because she didn't give me candy
PPFFF
It was a jolly rancher, but she didn't give it so i drowned her
😎
