"Oh there you are, what these? These are just some old books i keep"
(Sorry for leaving you like that, i had to leave for awhile, im free for the rest of the day/night!)
"Oh! You picked a good one, this is one of my favorites actually, it's about Theseus, the duke of Athens, when after conquering the warrior Amazons in battle, is in turn conquered by the charms of their queen, Hippolyta, and they are now planning to marry. To speed the time until their wedding night...and yes i memorized it"