ok!!
Jackalope was hanging out at home with his roomate, eating breakfast when his work phone went off. His roomate sighed
"Xada(real name)...you need to stop doing this-what happens if you get caught!?"
"Welp, they can't catch what they can't find!"
"Xada-please......just be careful-for me...?"
He looked up at him with big pleading eyes
"Don't worrry, i'll be just fine!"
"...Alright..."
He still looked a bit worried but he relented
"Heh...you don't need to worry so much you know"
"I know...but I care about you Xada! And you're so reckless..."
"Heeeey, that's meeean!"
"Well sorry! But it's trueeee!"
He poked Xada's cheeks-his phone rang
"Don't touchhh-!, Oh, hold on"
He took out his phone and answered it