"Don't even bother-Al's just as big of a sleazeball as the rest of them-"
???: "Oh c'mon sweetheart, don't be so prude-dressed like that, you're practically asking for it-"
She quickly pulled a can of mace out of her back pocket and sprayed the guy in the face with it.
???: "AGHHHHHH!!!"
She yelled at the other patrons, glaring fiercly-
"ALRIGHT FUCKERS, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT MY JOB PERFORMANCE, I'D SUGGEST YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
"Welp, I'm not, I'm just waiting for the right time to tell her I know she is but she really needs it so I understand cause she has a kid and her dads like actually in the hospital so atleast she needs it for something..I just hate the fact she's cheating on me with her baby's dad but I'm not gonna do anything to him so I'll just wait for the right time to really break it off.."
"Cause her kid calls me dad. I'm gonna feel bad after having to tell him me and his mom are not together anymore I mean, I've been with that beautiful woman since we were 15 now I'm 26, you do the math, I know I'm not the dad looking type but I was like a dad to him and I just want to be there for him because he's never seen his real dad..he things I'm his dad.."
