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I WAS SHARING MY ABOUT MY WEEK AND AND TALKING ABOUT HOW I WENT TO A FOOTBALL GAME AND HE ASKED QUESTIONS LIKE WHO PLAYED AND WHO LOST AND THINGS AND HE ASKED ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY AND CLAPPED WHEN I STARTED TALKING!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH

LMAOOOO-THATS GOOD, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!?

WHAT!?

TODAY I WASOUTSIDE BC SLMEONE. CAUGHT COVID AT THE END OF MY LAST CLASS SO WE HAD TO LEAVE BY BEING PICKED UP AND MY MOM WASN'T ANSWERING MY CALLS SO I WAS JUST TALKING TO MY NON-BINARY BEST FRIEND THEN I LEFT AMD WENT INTO THE OFFICE SO THEY COULD ATLEAST CALL SOMEONE AND I CAME BACK AND THEY LEANED ON ME AND GRIPPED ME BY THE WAIST AND LAID THEIR HEAD ON .Y SHOULDER AND I WAS HELLA CONFUSED THEN THEY GROANED IN LIKE A TIRED WAY AND SAID "...Humph!..Your so pretty, can I marry you?" AND I WAD LIKE HUH!? WHAT-DO YOU NOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING LIKEEEE WHAT THE FUVKKKKKK!? I REALLY FID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO BUT..CHECK IT...THERES MOREEEEEEE!

🏃🏾💨

ALSO, WHILE THEY FUCKING DID THAT THEIR SISTER WHO WAS LIKE 16 WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE BROOOO AND THEN I SAID, LIKE FR FR I SAID THIS "Bro what? Like...huh!? Do you know what hell your saying!?" AND THEY WERE LIKE "Yea. And I'm being deadass." AND I WAS LIKE....HUH!? STILL AND THEY I LOOKED AT THEM AND I WAS LIKE BROOOOOO THEN I WAS JUST LIKE "You know what, I won't even question it, yeah, were married now, I'll call you my bae from now on" AND THEY WAS LIKKKESEE "Okay!" THEN AFTER THAT THEY LET GO OF ME AND SINCE THEY WERE TALLER THEN ME ITS FUKIN HARD MANN BUT ANYWAY THEY LEANED AGAINST THE RAILING AND AMD PULLED ME OVER TO THEM AND GRABBED MY WAIST AND STARTED YELLING "THIS GIRL IS MY WIFE NOW!" AND I WAS LAUGHING IT OFF BUT HER SISTER WAS JUST LIJE WHAT? SHE WAS SO CONFUSED-

I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME!!!!

NOOOOOOO BRO I WAS SO GODDAMN CONFUSED, THEN I SLAPPED THEIR ASS :)

COGAVAHPNAKHAI

:) They also slap mines so its okay :)

OH, SUCKS TO BE YOU

Eh

I WAS DROWNED TODAY BY JOLENE

LMAOO

BUT GUESS  WHAT

I THREW HER

YES I DID.

I-.....