Haha, it is i, Old sport. The immortal Dave Miller. And I want- no Im here to have revenge on you, you tangerine shit head.
See… Heres the thing, Dave im running a business and time… is well you know…MONEY. Every second I spend here listing you babble on…. I LOSE MOOLAH. So, finish your monologue in three sentences OR GET OUT.
Excuse fucking me, sportsy, dont give me the fucking business shit. You hated this fucking place, dont act like you didnt do any of this to do anything other then me. We’re a family old sport. All of the souls we claimed, all of the children we’ve snagged,our work,Henry’s work. All of this was for him and together, we will-
Dave. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT. What kind of narcissistic fucking- Ive been operating a functioning business for five months and actively avoiding you the entire time. I threw you in the trash TWO MONTHS AGO, OH god, you reek! I dont want you in here, go take a bath stinky. Go on, if you’re going to brake into MY house and use my possessions at least take a shower once a year. CRISHT.
Sportsy, I- if you dont want me then-… no that cant be, this doesn’t make any fucking sense. If you weren’t planing to attract me here… what was all of this for…? You hated working at freddy’s. Why would you bring back the entire company back?
Right dave, I hated working at freddy’s, I hated coming into work at noon, hungover and being screamed at by our phone-headed boss. I hated wearing a sweaty bear suit six hours a day. I hated being bitten by dysfunctional haunted robots. I hated having to look matt in the eyes single goddam day and pretend that I didnt possess the overwhelming urge to peel his skin off so i wouldn’t have to see the shape of his creepy ass smile. You know what I love? Coming to the restaurant THAT I OWN, HUNGOVER, DRAGGING IN DYSFUNCTIONAL ASS OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH. WHO I KNOW WILL BITE CUSTOMERS, YELLING AT MY OWN PHONE-HEADED EMPLOYEE. Forcing some other poor fucker for once. AND FIRING MATT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY I GOT. You think any of this was because of freddy’s, or loved you. YOU’RE A LOSER DAVE. Henry died 40 years ago! MOVE THE FUCK ON. Get another fat iguana and call it henry. Oh and get a apartment or some shit, or do crack in a alley or some shit. I dont care, just stop sleeping in my trash.
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