"Good gods-look, this is quite the elaborate story you've invented, but I don't want to marry you, I don't want to go anywhere with you, and I am not interested in whatever offerings you're going to try to give me! So please-leave me alone..."
"EEP! Oh my-oh you're-not lying-woah ok-so if you're really Eros...and you're telling the truth...wouldn't-bringing me to Aphrodite be an insanely bad idea?"