I just released version 1! Check it out by following this link: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/zidplr128rcdlwj/AABu5SOuFASrXT8U56OhVsq5a?dl=0
I suppose I should also figure out how to go about submitting the game to the jam itself instead of having an exe floating about.
Edit: https://superhiero.itch.io/cheese-and-wine I got the itchio page up!