What about
"I'm so ugly, nobody would ever wanna date me.."
OR
"*loud m04ning* THAT WASN'T MEEE-"
IF ANY OF THEM DO THAT I WILL STRAIGHT UP GO TO THEM AND SAY
"Y'all, I'm gettin highly ar0used, can you please stop"
(I'm watchint a video and a squirrel stole someones egg roll)
oh.
wth-
thats smt else isn't it..
