He went into the club and got up on the stage, adjusting the mic as he sat on the stool. He pulled out his uke and tuned it
He sighed before starting to play
"...I'm in trouble-I'm an addict-I'm addicted to this boy-he's got my heart tied in a knot-and my stomach in a whirl-"
"But even worse-I can't stop calling him-he's all I want and more-I mean DAMN...What's not to adore?-"
He was CLEARLY singing about someone-;)
"Hf-"
He blushed but he'd made a bet so he had to keep going-
"I've been playing too much guitar-I've been listening to jazz-I've called so many times-I swear, he's going mad-and that cellular-will be the death of us I swear, I swear-"
He looked away cuz he was 5 seconds away from having a heart attack-
"...And oh-o-oh-o-ooh, oooohh-I'm running my mouth just like I've got him-but I surely don't...."