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Male kisser3 years ago

im

So

Holy shit okay 

So, today i awoke to the sound of my sister screaming bloody murder

Bitch was shrieking and screaming and freaking out 

I thought to myself, oh no she must be in danger

So i get up to see

Know why she was screaming and wailing at the top of her lungs?

She got soap in her eyes 

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An emo grandmother3 years ago

AAAAAGHGHHHH!! THE BUBBLY BEAST HAS TAKEN OVER MEEEẸ̢̠͉͗͒͝͞E͇̯̝̘̔̇̏͘Ẻ̠E̻̜̞̼̘̽͑̌͠͡E̝̿̇ͅÈ͖E̼̾E̡̙̱͚̓͂̕̚!!

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Male kisser3 years ago

IT WASN'T EVEN WORDS IT WAS JUST SCREAMS 

IVE GOTTEN SOAP UP MY NOSE AND I DIDN'T SCREAM (this was a week ago, please don't get soap up your nose) 

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An emo grandmother3 years ago

PLEASE-

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flower 🌼3 years ago (1 edit)

I remember when I got soap in my eyes . . .THAT SHIT HURTTTTTTT

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Male kisser3 years ago

you know 

I thought there could've been a serious problem then

I thought maybe she fell, or broke her skull open, or broke a bone, or found my razor (for leg shaving) and accidentally cut herself or something fell  on her or maybe there was an intruder

But nooo

Noo she just had fucking shampoo in her eyes 

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flower 🌼3 years ago

yuh getting soap and stuff in your eyes hurts but I don't think that it's serious- she just has to wash the soap out with water-

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Do Crime(Nightcrawler)3 years ago

ouch. Soap really hurts.

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☁️🍄Cloudy🍄☁️||offline3 years ago

YOU TRY GETTING LOATION IN YOUR EYES. THAT. IS. F*CKIN. P A I N.

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Male kisser3 years ago

i got it up my nose and in my eyes

Its not worth screaming your lungs out at 10 in the morning

Specially when people r sleeping 

Aka me

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☁️🍄Cloudy🍄☁️||offline3 years ago

RIP

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