"W-N-NO! No-seriously, you don't have to do that-"
"I am your caretaker."
"Seriously-I don't-I don't wanna be a burden-you just met me...you don't have any reason to care about me..."
"Your not a burden, your very nice! And I do have a reason to care for you so I am now your caretaker!"
"I...that's not...fair for you..."
"I am literally an 26 year old man, who works online, how is that not fair? I dont have anything to do usually and taking care of you is perfect!*
"I...are you...are you sure....?"
"Of course I'm sure..I just need to know.."
"Know what?"
"Is there any medication you take?"