Angry Ranting Ahead
I feel like the youngest gets a lot of hate because people assume they're annoying and want everything and are treated like royalty but you could not be farther from the truth. My siblings all got their fair share of birthday celebrations but when I turned the ripe age of 11 my mom decided to stop doing birthdays unless it's a sweet sixteen. Meaning I didn't get crap for my birthdays. Fun. Also the oldest child got a surprise birthday party on a whole ass yacht with music and everything and almost everyone was there and the biddle child got a surprise birthday at her favorite restraunt and a cake shaped like a fucking burger. What did I get? My sister came into school with mini cakes that I didn't even like. Wow. Another thing is that if the youngest child does so much as sneeze they can stay home but oh ho ho, I come to my mom literally dying and my mom is like "oh please. You're fine put your bag on." meanwhile my sister got to skip a whole year of college just cause she didn't want to go.That's all ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.