"AGH!"
He rubbed the side of his face a little but got up, starting to recover from being shocked
"And if you keep me here no one will ever realize your secret...you'll have a free meal whenever you want it...so that just begs the question of why me and not some other poor sap...?"
His back was to the door at this point, one hand behind his back, fiddling with the doorknob
-c'mon, c'mon-just a little bit farther...-