"Hey! You stole my gun! How dare you!" *snatches it away* "If I ever see you again it'll be the last time you ever have fingers, got it!?!" *runs back to base*
"Well that's too bad...you're staying with me now...what sane person picks a gun off of the ground??? I know that it's dangerous here but you can't steal someone's gun or else you'll really be in trouble...you're staying with me now."
