Congrats you’re a normal person :D
here’s another one. A murderer tries to rob a house but gets caught by the woman that lives in said house. He chases her around and she picks up a gun and goes for her phone, she misses her phone and hides in the closet. She can’t call for help but she has the gun up ready to shoot the killer if he checks inside. Now imagine you are the killer and you see her hiding in the closet. How do you kill her?
the answer is. You can’t leave any chance for her survival because she knows what you look like. Here’s what you do. You call her phone and when she hears it ringing she’ll think it’s a chance to escape. You hide next to the closet and wait for her to come out. Once she leaves the closet you stab her. Stab her a bit more. Then slit her throat. At this point she’s already dead. Now you dispose of the body and remove any evidence you were ever in that house. Make sure to wear gloves during the mission too. Once it’s finished you leave the house as it was when you came except the woman isn’t in it. Everyone will think she’s gone missing and when they never find the body because you incinerated it it’ll be another unsolved mystery to the people but you know exactly what happened and know that it can’t be traced back to you. Not anymore at least… mission successful.
Dam I really am a psychopath.