GUYS
I HIT A NEW RECORD!
2 HOURS OF SLEEP!
IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GET UP FRESH!
"Uh actually you need 8 hours of sleep"
oh... well I'm improving!
That's just sad. I ORDER YOU TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL HIDE THE DILDO IN YOUR BED
MOM EW JUST EW!
it will be your punishment if you don't get your ass into bed
uh.
Sign this please
*insert emancipation papers*
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR YOU ARE MY CHILD I AM SAD NOW THAT YOU WANT TO LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR
Mother. Burn the dildo or I sign these in your signature understand.
"Not my ex-husbands dick! No! I can't but I love you more so...*burns it*
thank you mother.
*cries..goodbye...you would always fuck my kitty the best" I hate you....not your cock"
