did I? I meant cut it off
oh-wait you did wait ew-you use-mom-you-I dunno-ur just crazy.
I use it all the time....although it's losing its goodness
Mom-Why-omg-your crazy for sure you know. I dunno haow I didnt see it-
I'm your mother I have to be.
But mom-this is personal shizzz
Well we need to be honest with each other in 9rder to have a good relationship. I'm your mother. I killed my husband. Cut his dick off. And use it as a dildo. See? Honest!
Mom-Thats TOO honest keep some secrets.
oh...uhm...I was the one who assassinated Donald Trump and I put wax on air force one so that Biden would fall...
MOMMMMMM-