HAPLY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HSPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TODAY WE CELEBRATE...THE DAY I POOPED OUT YOUUUUUUUUUU BTW did I give you your birth story yet???
ahhhhh yes I remember that bootimus day...It was wonderful. I felt like I was going to die. No. Not because of pain. Because of how good it felt. It felt heavenly. Like a good fuck..or a good shit...or like you just got a life's supply of money and you don't have to pay taxes and you can go back to being young that kind of feeling I did almost actually die though...anyways that's it!!