"Oh-no, she's a friend. I don't really have any interest in women..."
He notices the earpiece
"Oh...clever."
"Yes darling, but your hands are free. You really weren't planning that?"
"Again love, I'm not an idiot."
He grabs the earpiece and smashes it with his foot
"You smashed mine before. It's only fair..."
He smiles at him
mmm just you waittttt-
By the way this WILL be the AU where Bakugou becomes a villain bite me-
"Hey, don't look so down, love...you're in good company here...!"