"Uh-f-f-for my roomate! Y-Yeah-!"
"Uh-uh-um-"
-Oh great Haru now you've trapped yourself in an elaborate web of lies-
"Uh-y-yeah, I-uh-must've forgotten-heh-"
"Uh-they uh-they like uh-"
He sighs
"...You're doing this to torture me aren't you."