"Oh-heh-y-yeah, they're real..."
He flaps them a little, smiling awkwardly
"Oh-uh-well um-I was...born with them..."
"Uh-y-yeah...hehe..."
He laughs nervously
His eyes widen
"Ah-uh-y-yeah-"
"...so uh-yeah-it's uh-totally natural! Heh..."
