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"...tell."

"Well...I guess the first thing was the Eden incident-" 

"Eh...?"

"Uh-yeah...heh-" 

He rubs the back of his neck, laughing nervously 

"It's um-it's still around actually...no one's allowed in-well except for the groundskeepers but...I think it was a matter of pride for the big guy, y'know?"     

"Pft, yeah."

"Well-I've sort of been shopped around a lot of different departments-at the time I was working the grounds, it was-alright I guess...but anyways-I was just kinda wandering around Earth, and I saw this homeless guy and I dunno I just-felt bad. A-and Eden was close by, and I figured the mortals had already gotten themselves kicked out for eating the forbidden fruit so it wouldn't matter if one other person got some and-" 

"Anddddd...?"

"Aaaand I got put in purgatory for a week for that one. Honestly, I-probably should've gotten worse but..." 

(discod:  TreeTrain#2341)

"Pft.."

"And then there was the time I sunk the arc-but that wasn't m-my fault! And the time I snuck into Olympus cuz I wanted to see what other religions were like and I got chased out by some reaaallyyy drunk satyrs-a-and-" 

(ree-) 

(Reeeeee-)

(reeeeeeeeeeee-) 

>:(

(RESPONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-)