"Uh-your tower, right-of course-ok, well I was just trying to escape the pack of armed guards and one weirdly murderous horse that have been chasing me for the last hour-and this seemed like a good place to hide out. I thought it was abandoned, it was an honest mistake-"
"I climbed...how else would I have gotten up here there's no door-now could you kindly let me out of your hair? Seriously, no offense but this is kind of unhygienic-"