"No you cannot. That's been my only friend for the past however long, we've grown rather attached."
She gave a small, indignant sniff
She sighs
"OH THAT'S IT-"
She grabs the back up pan and thwacks Zen in the back of the head with it
"...You better hope we never get put into snow white, because I swear I will just leave you in a fruit-induced coma-I'm not waking you up..."
"Hun that's the prince-nice try though."
She kisses her cheek
"Pffffttt-"
