One day, he's down on Earth exploring a mysterious woods, where a portal to hell is rumored to exist. As he goes deeper into the woods, he happens to spot a couple of demons milling about
"Jeez. You guys are so difficult. I told I don't have a weapon. I killed the Overseer you really think I get trusted with a weapon."
He huffed and just looked at his book and flipped it open with his open hand and grabbed the pencil that was in the book with his perfect teeth and started reading, pencil still in his mouth.
"You know what. Fine. You caught me. I have a weapon."
He looked back and stuck his tongue out and dropped the book then grabbed the pencil and pushed onto the eraser and a knife came out and he cut the sleeve that was pierced, he dropped to the ground landing on his feet, and he looked at his shirt and turned around.
"Dudeeeeeeee, I loved this shirt. Seriously!"
He dropped the pencil and started unbuttoning the shirt, right in front of them.

