"That's not funny-that's sad..."
"How?"
"You never got to learn...that's awful..."
"....eh! I've had...awfull...awfuller...?"
"Worse."
"Yeah that thingy!"
"Pft."
"But itz okay, c-cause I can do stuffs all by myselfs!"
"What kind of stuff?"
"L-Like....uh....I can write all by myself!"