I liked your dry humor. I was having fun with the hmmm...Stanley Parable-esc kind of game where it's very self aware? Even though it really didn't fit the theme it was a fun and charming play.
I did not finish it though. When I chose a door, I decided to go back to try the other one, and when the arena spawned I was outside stuck in a wall, and I didn't want to go through the entire narration over again.