*picks up * OK DONT FUCKING MOVE IM GONNA DRIVE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL
;m; i cant feel my face
*walks in* oh... *slowly walks backwards out of the room*
SKID GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND HELP!
uhhh what did I do?
MY EYE IS GETTIN WEAK
(my eye would be leeking blood)
SKID GIVE ME YOUR CAR KEYS
AM I FALLING ASLEEP
(my eye would be getting softer and weaker by the seconds)
FUCK IT I NEVER THINK ID HAVE TO USE THESE *FUCKIN JETPACK FEET* *flys to hospital*
on this day our hero has saved a life with her rocket feet
HER
well that was buttfucking crazy
that is odd...
*a few days later mc is in a hospital bed* Mc wake up
huh?-
oh, chonk! hey bro :>
FUCK YOUR ALIVE *hugs*
(hugs)
why wouldnt i be alive?-
I don’t have a car...