lol
(I'll start)
Yari was looking for a new assistant, She was petting her pet dragon when she put out a flyer for people to call and test it out.
-insert mary calling said number-
"Hi, This is Mrs. Yuri's front desk how many I help you..?"
"uhhhh hi? I saw your ad for the assistant position?"
"Are you here to attempt to apply ma'am..?"
"eeeyes please"
"Alright, I just need your Name and Last name then phone number.."
"okay uh- its martha ____ nd my number is _________"
"Alright, I wrote it down now, if you are picked we'll call you in but we need an interview with you. Its scheduled tomorrow, so please come in tomorrow the address is in the flyer."