Bakubabe is hanging out in his house when he hears a large CRASH, shaking the house and causing everything to rattle
There's a strange spacecraft wrecked in his backyard, smoking and glowing green
The door to the spacecraft hisses open, and a small, beat-up looking girl starts to climb out
She flies out, hovering a bit above the ground and looking around with big, curious eyes
ummmm-Bakubabe, she's like-maybe 115 pounds and tiny. How...how are you threatened by this!?