"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK! That is wrong in so so many ways. Why-why-why do you have a hickey?"
"...HOW DID THIS HAPPEN IF I COULD TAKE HIM THAT EASY YOU SHOULD TOO! Was it a surprise attack? Jeez. What the fuck 5 hours ago you were perfectly fine. In the span of 5 hours THIS happened. I'm practically SPEWING NONESENSE RIGHT NOW. Even I don't understand a word I'm saying! Just go. Go go get out of here I need to collect myself."