SHAPESHIFTA!?
the filth has invaded our town! we must inform masta before the civilians freak out . . quick gwadsmoth!! {gwaud-smauth} inform the overlord of invasion from our Greatest enemy . .
YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME MUSHAHHAHASHGSJAGDHEIWKVSHEIHA!
GWAUGH!? to fast . . ! enemy's to fast! we must call for reinforcecements . . yes . . HELP!! GWADSMOTH IS TO LITTLE TO FIGHT OUR ENEMIES!! HELP!!
NO AMOUNT OF BACKUP WILL DEFEAT ME! I AM THE ALLMIGHTY!
gwadsmoth is very afraid . . why is gwadsmoth unheard? has thou already . . gained control of masta's kingdom . . ?
You have already lost this battle. I am victorious!
GAH-!? I-IMPOSSIBLE!! MASTA HAD INDESTRUCTIBLE DEFENSES! he told us himself-! thy truly as powerful as thy say . .
Indeed. Bow down peasant.
a-ah- yes sire- -le bow-
Good. The universe lies in my hands!