"He/she/they...they're a genderless being-and they can shapeshift to any form..."
“well what are they like!”
"Um...strict. Really, really strict."
“the complete opposite of what I was told.”
"And...really-ornery. They don't like most people..."
“ver different from what I was told.”
"..."
“well now I have even more reason to despise him.”
"Well...what's Satan like...?"
“ok first off the dude has a hair stylist like no other. And he’s hilarious. And he’s friendly. And HE TAKES CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH! But other than that he’s chill.”