"Ah."
“Yep.”
"..."
“Well you know the Dancing Plague... I’m the one who gave the idea. I’m the cause of a lot of terrible mishaps.”
"Ohhh..."
“BUT STILL THAT IDIOT SATAN IS GETTING ALL THE CREDIT!”
"Pffft-"
“there are only 2 good sides to this. I won’t see that miserable fiend again. And I get to kill whatever walks through that gate... except you of course.”
"So-you're not going to kill me then...? Oh, thank god-"
“Why would I kill you straight after showing sympathy?”