"Hm?"
“Watched anything interesting lately?”
"Well...I saw a bank robbery get stopped!"
“aww. Poor robbers... ok yeah that sounds super bad but I’m a demon if the robbers don’t learn their lesson they get to go to hell and it’s kind of a demons job to send as many people to hell. It’s just a reflex.”
"No, no I get it."
“ok.”
"..."
“so how did it happen?”
"Ah-well, the robbers came in-and they shot a bunch of people, but someone called the police."
“shoulda killed em all before they could do anything.”
