“aww. It’s scared. Don’t worry. I won’t kill you. Actually. I’ve been oh so lonely here. Everyone just runs away. I could really use a friend and you seem like a nice person. Help a poor guy out will you?”
(-=thinking)
-How pathetic. Once he falls for my charade I’ll befriend him. He’ll trust me then I’ll make him bite the dust. Just to make it more painful.-
His act seemed convincing and it almost seemed as if he really was oh so lonely. But still just almost, anyone who really payed attention and dissected the situation they would tell he was faking it