"pft-"
She grins, laughing a tiny bit
"What?"
"You're so short!"
She pats his head, smiling
"No, I'm not! I'm tall as fuck."
"Nope! You're super short."
"No no no!"
"Hey-it's ok... it's cute."
"NOOOOOO! I AM NOT CUTE, BEING SHORT IS NOT CUTE NUH-UH!"
He was going on a screaming rampage
"Ah-ok,ok, I'm sorry!"
He grumbled and crossed his arms, stomping away