Drake: "Can't I come spend time with my friend..~?"
"We're not friends."
Drake: "Aw, you wound me, fox~!"
"Eww..That is disgusting Penelope."
He looked disgusting at the snake but looked away soon after
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had feelings, snake."
???: "Oh fine...you're so tetchy today...I just wanted to tell you that the Jorogumo's acting up again-"
He jolts
"Wait-what!?"
He just sits back and watches in interest."
???: "Mhm-"
"Why haven't you stopped her!?"
???: "Pft-you think I care? She can burn the whole damn forest down if she wants-"
"What is wrong with you!?"
???: "Well...I suppose I could help you take her down...if you'll do something for me after..."
-if he says some dumb shit I'm kicking him.-
"Hm..?"
"...and what is that?"
He licks his lips a tiny bit, smirking
???: "You'll see..~"
"Hey, Darling..may I have a word with you..~?
He taps the snakes shoulder.
He turns around and looks Astrid up and down, smirking
"Hm? And who are you...~?"
"Oh, Names Astrid darling..now..may I have a weird with you..~?
