anyway me list of dumb faliures!
Sweetpea. Does not mean a pea of which is sweet. Which I thought it did.
To pay bills. I thought... you have to leave your house.
My cat Lala and my other cat Princess... are not calico cats even though I was convinced they were. They didn’t even look like calicos.
Football/soccer... is not played the way I thought it was.
One time my sister threw sand in my eyes and... i thought I would go blind.
My vision went blurry. And I thought I was going blind AGAIN but it was only a fricken migraine
I stubbed my toe on a table that was right in front of me and I saw it it was clear I would hit into it but I kept going and ended up in pain for a while
I have more if you want